"Good," the Globe photographer said. "Can you all maybe turn a little so I can see everyone's faces?"
"Are we going to be famous?" Neal asked.
Perish the thought. "Come on, Meg," Meg said to Beth. "Aren't you going to smile for him?"
Beth shook her head. "I don't want to. I'm a Republican."
"Yeah, but she's your mother," Meg said.
Beth sniffed. "She's a bleeding heart, that's what she is."
"Girls," Steven said sternly, imitating their father.
"We're boys," Meg said.
"No way," Steven said. "You're too ugly to be boys."
Meg laughed. "Yeah, well, you're too ugly to-"
"What do you all think of this?" Her mother's best friend, Andrea Peterson, stopped next to them, and they all sat up politely.
"I think it's neat," Steven said, helping himself to more pizza.
"I think it's loud," Neal said, still looking around.
"What about you, Meg? Don't you think?" Mrs. Peterson asked.
"Only twice a day," Meg said, grinning back. "And I used them up already."
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"Oh?" Meg tried not to groan aloud.
[Dave] nodded. "Yeah. Presidential candidate. You ever hear of Senator Powers?"
Meg let herself look faintly puzzled. "She's the woman, right?"
"Yeah." This time, his nod was patronizing, and he spoke in the authoritative voice of a college freshman taking Political Science 101. "Of course, she'll never win."
Oh, really? "Why not?" she asked.
"We need a man in the position," he said. "Particularly these days."
What a jerk. "We do?" she asked pleasantly.
"Absolutely," he said, not even noticing that she'd stiffened. "Certainly, Powers is probably qualified, and she gives a good speech, but she wouldn't have the authority, especially in dealing with world leaders ..."
It would be fun to watch and see how much further he could get his foot into his mouth. She smiled very, very pleasantly. "Why?"
"No responsibility," he said.
Within seconds, she was going to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him.
Or perhaps, not perform it on him.
"I mean... she'd probably be good at functions - she's poised, and God, no on can say she isn't good-looking. But, you have to have a man at the top."
It was too late for the Heimlich; they had now moved into emergency tracheotomy territory.
"But," he smiled at her, "I'm sorry to go on like that, I couldn't expect you to be interested."
"Why not?" Meg asked in the voice of a champion Ice Queen.
"Well, you're-" He paused, searching for a word. "I mean-"
"Look," she cut him off. "Before you say anything else, maybe you should know something."
"What's that?" he asked, sounding amused by what he seemed to consider her presumptuousness.
"Senator Powers is my mother," she said.
He stared at her. "Y-your mother?"
She nodded. "My mother ... Thanks for helping me up."
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Not that she watched C-Span - a lot - or, say, checked in on the Washington Post website - often - but that sounded about right.
Her mother bent to tuck in the blankets, then hugged her, long enough for Meg to feel awkward.
"You should go rescue Dad from the grumps," Meg said.
Her mother grinned. "You mean, rescue the grumps from him." She went over to the window, checking to make sure that it was locked, and then closing the curtains.
"No, don't do that," Meg said. "How will Arthur get in?"
"I'm sure he'll think of something," her mother said.
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Her mother shook her head. "I very much doubt it."
Well, maybe, but her mother had never exactly been the type to embrace futility - or lost causes. "Then, how come you're running?" Meg asked.
"I don't know." Her mother's laugh lines deepened suddenly. "I guess I think I can win."
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Her mother's eyebrows went up. "Now?"
"Yeah," Meg said. "You dress right. And you're tall enough."
"Well, thank you." Her mother laughed. "Think we can work 'five eight' into a slogan somewhere?"
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